The greatest line in television sitcom history is the impetus for us to get off our duff and start posting again. Come on Lane, it's a brand new year! There's off-season changes and moves to worry endlessly about, and that Hickory Farms Sampler Pack ain't gonna eat itself! So, to recap stuff you already know about...

Kevin Steele to Clemson.
The Tigers new DC will surely be missed, but it was only a matter of time before Steele stepped out of Nick saban's shadow. We wish him well.

Andre goes pro.
Another foregone conclusion, although big Dre went out with a whimper, not a bang. He'll obviously be missed, as he was against the Utes and their magic underwear.

THE Ohio State University loses another one.
It honestly was funny for a couple years, but now it's just ridiculous.